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Mom: Oh, babe, it’s so nice to be able to finally relax.
(Mom and Dad are relaxing on the couch with popcorn and the family dog ready to watch a movie)
Dad: I know.
Mom: Finally, some alone time.
Daughter walks in with boyfriend. Squeezes herself and boyfriend on the couch. Makes the dog move over too.
Daughter: Hey mom, do you mind scooting over and handing me that? (the remote)
Mom: I was watching that.
Daughter: That’s okay, you’re not anymore. You too. (talking to the dog to move over)
Mom: Pepper (the dog). I’m sorry babe. (talking to husband)
Daughter: Hold that too. (Hands mom the popcorn)
Mom: Anything else you need?
Daughter: I’m okay for now. (Then daughter and boyfriend start making out on the couch next to the parents)
Then the brother walks in the room in his tank top and boxers, with his butt-crack hanging out. He proceeds to bend over with the crack facing the video.
Mom: I’m sorry … Oh God not again … Babe, it’s definitely time to upgrade.
Dad: Yes it is.
Mom: (Talking to daughter) And maybe you guys can move out on your own.
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