Is it time to UPSIZE your home? Have you outgrown your home? (Video)

If you feel like your walls are closing in on you and you need more space in the Hayward, San Leandro, Castro Valley, Union City area, call me. I can help with your Small House Problems.

Script:
Mom: Oh, babe, it’s so nice to be able to finally relax.
(Mom and Dad are relaxing on the couch with popcorn and the family dog ready to watch a movie)
Dad: I know.
Mom: Finally, some alone time.
Daughter walks in with boyfriend. Squeezes herself and boyfriend on the couch. Makes the dog move over too.
Daughter: Hey mom, do you mind scooting over and handing me that? (the remote)
Mom: I was watching that.
Daughter: That’s okay, you’re not anymore. You too. (talking to the dog to move over)
Mom: Pepper (the dog). I’m sorry babe. (talking to husband)
Daughter: Hold that too. (Hands mom the popcorn)
Mom: Anything else you need?
Daughter: I’m okay for now. (Then daughter and boyfriend start making out on the couch next to the parents)
Then the brother walks in the room in his tank top and boxers, with his butt-crack hanging out. He proceeds to bend over with the crack facing the video.
Mom: I’m sorry … Oh God not again … Babe, it’s definitely time to upgrade.
Dad: Yes it is.
Mom: (Talking to daughter) And maybe you guys can move out on your own.

 

If you are looking to upsize into a larger home, downsize to a smaller home or even move out of the area, I can help.  I am your Realtor for San Leandro, San Lorenzo, Hayward, Castro Valley, and Union City.  I love helping my friends, neighbors and clients build their wealth, one home at a time!

 

 

📲 We have so many people contacting us who are moving here to the San Francisco East Bay and we ABSOLUTELY love it!  Honestly, if you are moving about the Bay Area, relocating here, or moving out of the Bay😥 , we can make that transition so much easier on you!  Contact us early in the game!!

 

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Posted on September 21, 2018 at 10:21 pm
Casey Serafino-Lee | Category: Buyer, Community, Downsizing, New Homes, Relocating, Seller

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